The Diablo 4 community is printing t-shirts, baking cakes, and buying chicken on other continents in advance of the game's launch
There's just over a day to go until the launch of Diablo 4's early access period, but it's never too early to go absolutely out of your gourd. As sand slips through the hourglass, eager Diablo fans are hitting fever pitch, engaging in ever more elaborate rituals to Diablo 4 Gold kill time and prepare their minds, bodies and souls for The Event. Frankly, I'm terrified.
Take, for example, the Ashava Trophy Club (ATC), that contingent of players who managed to nab themselves a time-limited world boss cosmetic during the previous beta period and who have been having a deeply normal one about it ever since (to be fair, it's all very tongue-in-cheek). To gird themselves for the full game's launch, club luminaries have been printing special t-shirts to mark themselves as a better and higher tier of person, as one does. Also, this one fan wants to commission a physical horn to sup mead from as they play, so hit them up if you have connections in the horncrafting world.
But it's not just the ATC coming unglued, even the hornless bare-mares over in the regular Diablo community are working themselves into Buy Diablo 4 Gold a froth as the launch approaches. At least one player has compiled a "Salt tier list": a scientific proof of exactly how risible your grievances with the game are. Whining about the Ashava trophy? S++ salt. Carping about having to buy the deluxe edition for early access? F-tier salt. Rookie salt. Salt barely worthy of the name.
